Sunday, June 14, 2009 ♥
EVERIONE,PLS TAKE SOMETIME TO READ THIS POST.
ITS FUNNY & ALSO TELLING THE FACTS AFTER MARRIAGE.
HAHAHAHAH!=p
(bile cinta,kentut pon bau wangi!)
1. ANGKATKAN BEG Before: come syg, let me carry de bag for eu. kesian eu..After: beg eu pn eu malas nk bwk. laen kali jgn bwk beg ah!
2. TERSUNGKUR BATU Before: syg, eu ok? bodoh nye batu! nk gi hospital?After: jln btol2 lah! buta ke? batu gitu peh besar pn tk nmpk!
3. PAKAI SEXY Before: lawanye eu pkai baju ni. turn on!After: hey, tk tau malu eh? tgk nmpk longkang tu! babat berlapis2! awk pkai, saye yg malu tau!
4. MANJA DI PUBLIC Before: manjanya syg i ni. mcm i nk gigit2, nk romen ngn eu skrg jgk!After: oi! org tgk lah! da tua tk malu ke?
5. KEMPUNAN Before: eu nk mkn burger ramly? ok, bsk i masok JB i belikn eu eh syg..After: burger Mcdonald pn same jgk pe! jgn crewet ah! mkn je!
6. KECANTIKAN Before: klu pkai make-up tebal pn die kate cantek.After: ape ni makeup mcm tepung gomak? wayang pekji pn kalah tau! bulan2 asik beli makeup je!
7. KEKAYAAN Before: eu tkde bnyk duit pn i ttp syg eu. kekayaan tk menjanjikn kebahagiaan.After: tu lah, dulu tknk blajar btol2. skrg aru nk mnyesal! duit tong smpah bulan ni mcm mn?
8. SEX Before: klu kite kawin, hari2 i nk *ehem* ngn eu.After: eh, i pnat tau! ingt i robot ke? gatal!
9. KESABARAN Before: dalar syg, jgn merajok. yelar, i salah. i mintak maaf. maafkn i eh?After: da uat salah tknk mngaku. tau nk merajok je. awk nye psl ah! tk kuase aku!
10. MASAKAN Before: sdapnye eu masak (walaupn tk sdap)After: mak eu tk ajar masak ke? ni nasi lemak ke nasi basi??
11. DUIT NO PROBLEM Before: syg, kte mkn kt restoran mahal tu eh? mahal tkpelar, skali skala...After: mak oii! peh mahal! da lah! mee goreng mamak kt haig road agi sdap. tknk ah!
12. LUV PEGI LUV BALIK Before: bye syg, i luv eu too. muackx! miss eu lar syg. (padahal smlm aru jmpe)After: ah ok bye! tk bole lah. kwn i ade ni! bye lah bye lah!
IraVentiago ♥
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Nurul Syahirah is the name.Ira is known to most people.
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Blissfully Attached to my one n onli..
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